SLIPKNOT
nostalgic or classic?

HEY PEEPS! what a splendid evening we're having. and you actually took time to view my blog, which I would really thank you of. Yesterday, Laikuan showed me a Youtube™ video(not the following one) which is sort of a debate which talks about Xiaxue's controversial blog which also includes infamous Steven Lim. Even though the conversation was quite interesting, what deeply awed me were questions they asked Xiaxue.(translated into english)

Question: So how many view counts do you have in a day?
Xiaxue: erm, more or less around ten to fifteen thousand views a day I guess.

OMFG! that's like 200 times the view count I have! let's carry on.

Question: So, have blogging brought you with any incomes?
Xiaxue: yeap, from sponsors, I get about a few thousands dollars. I'v been jobless for about 3 years and I'm still able to cope with my spendings.

and she continues to bitch about how ugly, lame, and disgusting Steven lim was, even though he was only sited beside her. She also admits that she had her nose reconstructed in her blog postings. Steven lim and Xiaxue has became rival in the local media industry and here's a video which might amuse you.

http://www.stevenlim.net/

Best quote "you are so ahgree and you are still say you are pretty, where I am so hemsem and you are say I'm ahgree"
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and if you're unsure on who the heck is Xiaxue, here's a video of her and her blog link.
http://www.xiaxue.blogspot.com/

eew?

OKAY, that's all about that bitchy blogger and let's put our focus, to this giant blogger! YEAH! recently, I came across some classic youtube videos and had an awesome time reviving the good old days. and here's one that seems the most nostalgic. SLIPKNOT!

Creepy? Bizzare? haha, hope this video wont bring nightmares to you little kiddies out there.
And that's about all for today dudes. I look forward to seeing you in the next post and hope you enjoyed yout time.
CYA*

ENGRISH.COM
haha, ran out of titles.

HOWDY Y'ALL!.. that's right, JIGS is back to update yet another post and as promised, I would be updating my blog regularly as comments on deh tagboard and the amount of view counts had been quite prosperous huh? and of course, thanks to you amazing viewers out there. YOU ROCK!*

Well, today hadn't been much either. so it'll be more photos and pictures to share with you guys eh?
came into a forum few days ago and saw some hilarious photos. It's from http://www.engrish.com/ and here's a couple of them I laughed at. and no, I'm not being lazy by posting such photos. ENJOY! =)

AND NO HELP WILL BE PROVIDED.

comes in pairs!

people in the lobby are complaining about the smell.

AND THAT'S all for today yeah, short and sweet. but more would be coming, so stay updated!
Lastly, please feel free to give comments and opinions on my blog at deh tagboard on the sidebar.
CYA*

HAPPY RAMADAN PEOPLE!
nope, not being racist. i'm serious! happy ramadan!


ASSALAMUALAIKUM FOLKS! and you are pleasantly welcomed to another spectacular episode of JIGS blog. but before I go on, I want to share a picture with all of you, which is sort of like 'stolen' from maiSARAH, hope she doesn't mind. =)

YEAH!! a very happy ramadan to all you Muslims friends of mine indeed. It amazes me, on how you wonderful Muslim folks out there have the discipline and determination to fast for that period of time without the hesitations and whining. good job there mates, keep it up and may Allāh be with your soul. I mean it!


[20 Sept 2007]
went to Benjamin's house after our English remedial and man is his house a mess! but of course, it's messed out with runes of intelligence as thick books laid around. no wonder he's a top student! we watched an M18 movie, which mainly tells a story of unprotected sex and its consequences. not to mention, every sentence the movie had consists of that powerful word. "F*CK!". hahas, and yes, there were boobies scenes.

I came across this photo at a particular forum yesterday and picked this up. this might make my blog look like a porno website, but please be noted that no exposures were shown, so it's okay to laugh at it. LMAO!

what. an. illusion.

WOAH, I can't be anymore delighted that over the past 5 days, my view count has jumped over 200! all thanks to you wonderful viewers, and I'll continue to improve on my blog and one more thing, feel free to comment and give your opinions on my blog on deh tagboard eah? cool maan.

and that's all for now, take care folks!
CYA*

WANNA WATCH HAIRSPRAY!
and no one's gonna stop me.

How'dy Folks! you're pleasantly welcomed to another enticing episode OR SHOULD I SAY updated post of my wonderful wonderful blog. as promised, more regular update would be posted and I truly hope you guys to leave a comment, or probably a feedback on your thoughts of my blog be it positive or negative. I'm open. =)

14 Sept 2007
It was my social studies preliminary exams and I found it quite challenging as there's getting fewer and fewer time to think and plan your answers. So, the ultimate solution is to keep writing, writing, and writing.

After my paper, I met up with Kokyang, Chengzhia, Alvin and Jiesheng for a meal outside the school at our favourite coffee shop. It was then when I ordered my food, a lady suddenly came to us and asked us for help. She pointed to a tree along the pavement and told us there's a cat stucked up there. to make matter worse, it was also slightly raining.

[THE RESCUE]
Being animal lovers and helpful Samaritans, Chengzhia, Kokyang and I marched towards the cat in distress. At first we were confused, as the only devices we thought of and easily accessible, was the spare chairs that the coffee shop had.
We stacked up the chairs but unfortunately, we couldn't reach the cat. we performed multiple attempts but to no avail, we failed.

Then, one of the on lookers walked towards us and said,

" Oie, you dong go near the cat, or else the cat will not jump down because it's scared of you all.'

He sounded as if he knew everything(like every adults do) and went off.

We took his advice and I headed to have my meal. BUT THE CAT'S STILL UP THERE! the lady told us that the cat would be beyond rescue as it had gone to the top part of the branches and she told us to return the chairs used. we refused to do so.

Instead, we took MORE chairs and stacked it up so that Chengzhia could possibly reach for one of the branches. it was after a few minutes when the cat finally understood our motive and it climbed to the branch that Cheng could reach. Without hesitation, he reached for the cat's limb and tugged it out of the tree.

and if the descriptions provided above isn't clear enough, here's a drawing and a video of it.

Nice? heh, i took around 20 minutes completing it. it's rather small huh. ANYWAYS, we rescued the cat and took a photo with it.

and you thought they sold 'chicken' rice. =)

OKAY, that's the end of the cat saving experience on friday. NEXT~

15 Sept 2007

went for English lesson late as it was raining cats and dogs or probably because I woke up late? bah, went there for around thirty minutes or so, and went home afterwards.

Actually we planned to watched 'Hairspray' at Vivocity but some of them complained that the distance was unfavourable. WHATEVER! we then decided to go Jurong Point to watch ' The Invasion'. and the following would be a brief summary of the movie.

THE INVASION

Ratings: 7/10

Tag line : Do not trust anyone. Do not show emotion. Do not fall asleep

a space shuttle, that is believed to crush on earth with an unknown purpose, bringing along strange viruses that even scientists couldn't identify. the virus was soon infecting people, turning them into human beings without being able to express their emotions and feelings. numerous people were being infected but one psychiatrist(nicole kidman) believed in curing them and preventing the domination of the mysterious virus.

even though all these infection seems to be a negative impact on human beings, I actually find it rather controversial.

For example, the virus carries positive impacts as if the entire world's population got infected by it, there will be no more wars and unhappiness among each other and the whole world would live harmoniously as one. but that unatural peacefulness comes with a price of our emotions and the natural affections of life. gee, I guess I must have been doing too much SS. hahas.

OKAY! that's the end of today's post. I hope you enjoyed yourself reading my blog and your following comments on deh tagboard would be very much appreciated. take care folks. =)

CYA!*

SHE CALLED MY NAME!
zomfg! guess who's back!

Gooday yaa'll! that's right, JIGS is back in business, only for you wonderful, wonderful viewers out there. It'd been a long time yeah? I apologise as I had been busy studying for the preliminary examinations and rest assure that Posts would be updated regularly. enjoy~

COCKROACHES!! AAHHHH!!
on my way home after my prelims, I found a dying cockroach under my flat. oooo how cute, it's legs kept struggling as if it'd been poisoned pretty badly. then the moment my head turned, I saw a group of cockroaches, probably 5-6 of them, slumbering towards me like undead zombie cockroaches. that's when I ran for my life.

[THE STORY]
when I was a little boy, I experienced a horrifying encounter that has lead to me a slight fear of insects and creepy-crawlies. (entophobia)

I remembered slacking off in childcare center's lessons and busy doodling on my paper. it was then I found something bugging in my pants and I went to catch it.
It turned out to be an adult cockroach. as I was still young, I had no fear of them then.
It was then as I grew up, I started hating them.

Another encounter happened to me recently during the holidays period. I went back home and placed my bag into the cabinet.
I then noticed a VERY HUGE cockroach crawling on the ceiling. I quickly sped off, had my shower, and forgot about it in an instant.
afterwards, I stepped out of the shower with only my towel around me, and read an SMS text I received. when I was busy replying, that FREAKING HUGE cockroach dropped on my shoulder with a direct hit!
I remembered standing shocked for a second, and jumping up and down to get it off.
I then armed myself with a can of Baygon and went to sleep.
[END OF STORY]

OKay, prelims kicked my ass REAL bad. probably this, will be the first major examinations whereas I fail my favourite subject. English Languange. I wrote around 70 words for my Narrative Essay and did badly for my Situational Writing as well. Boo yeah!

And there's a video which CZ told me about, an edited version of Chaletmania: JX vs BurgerKing.
here's that video. enjoy*

YOU MIGHT WANT TO DISABLE THE PLAYLIST BEFORE PLAYING THIS VIDEO.

and if you're sitting there wondering 'what the heck did I just watched?'. then you must have not seen the ORIGINAL video, which you could linked at the list of videos on the Sidebar of the page.

well, that's about all that happened during this few days. thank you for viewing and I hope you would continue tuning in to Jig's blog. please feel free to leave any desired comments on deh tagboard. take care folks!
CYA!*

NAME 11 PEEPS!

1. ChengZhia
2. Gerlad
3. KokYang
4. Debra
5. XuanLe
6. ZhengMin
7. BeeGeok
8. Gary
9. Desmond
10. Benjamin
11. Peiteck

DON'T LOOK AHEAD UNLESS YOU FILLED UP
THE TOP!!

HOW DID YOU MEET #4?
- Debra] met her at the band room? hahaha.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT # 6?
- ZhengMin] what the- sounds gay.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF #2 AND # 6 WERE
GOING OUT?
- Gerald & ZhengMin] I KNEW IT! ANOTHER GAY SURVEY!

HOW OLD IS #8 ?
- Gary] just turned 17.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF #5 CONFESSED THEY
LOVE YOU ?
- XuanLe] HAHA, utterly impossible. =)

WHOS #10'S BEST FRIEND?
- Benjamin] erm, Shuxin? i think so..

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN WITH #6?
- Zhengmin] it's like, everyday.

DO YOU MISS #1?
- ChengZhia] GAY! but I sure miss the entire SEA.

WHO IS #11 DATING?
- Peiteck] Jazreel!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF #3?
- Kokyang] BIG but studious!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF #9?
- Desmond] you've never seen a fairer skin than his.

WHAT WOULD U DO IF #4 AND #7 WERE
DATING?
- Debra & Beegeok] omg! but hey, it's possible. =)

WHO DOES #2 LIKE?
- Gerald] Haha, there's no way he's letting me know.

WOULD YOU MARRY #8?
- Gary] LOL! gaygaygaygaygaygay.

DO YOU LOVE #10?
- Benjamin] That's it. no more doing such surveys anymore.

EVER SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM AS ANY OF
THE NUMBERS?
- ChengZhia, Gerald, KokYang, Zhengmin, Gary, Desmond, Benjamin, Peiteck. I've done all of them. =)