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Welcome to Jig's top ten, where we count you down, to the utmost amazing things that stalls for your eyes around the world. As for today's topic, it is a familiar or rather, relieving sight to us.

what would men do without them? quick and easy, relieving us with swift efficiency. it is that which differentiates us to women, who have to 'queue-up' for toilet bowls, having their bladders ready for take-off, bursting into chaos.

without further ado, I bring to you a countdown of Men's greatest invention, the Urinal.

10. The Felix

Three magnificent granite fixtures, overlooking the bustle of city Kowloon, HongKong. having yourself to relieve beyond such a scenic view is particularly weird, but somehow creative.

Pros: Elegant and unique
Cons: Lack of privacy

9.Kohler Arts Center

Could I have described it better? Exclusively using a cobalt blue reminiscent of delicate Staffordshire ceramic dinnerware, it expresses the many ways in which water is used, not forgetting the simple flushing of a urinal. Such brilliant implication of art would easily rob my jaws off.

Pros: Extremely attractive

Cons: Pricey

8. Space Station

Scientifically designed for anti-gravity urinating process, this one-of-a-kind design packs a humour in its method of reliving which is obvious and would not be explained further. the question is, would we be using this in the untold future? nobody knows.

Pros: Precise transference, unique.

Cons: Unhygienic, lacks efficiency.

7.Sweden Airport

Designers claims that the background picture would make you feel as if you're standing amidst the flowers in a Swedish meadow. In another toilet, an exact row of urinals stands in front of a window, displaying the taking-offs of Swedish airlines.

Pros: Simple, yet lavishing.

Cons: 3 isn't enough.

6. Dairy Queen Alas, a woman's delight! equipped with a special device, this urinal could transform itself to women's usage. another one-of-a-kind urinal, another miracle for women.

Pros: Efficient and again, unique.

Cons: Unhygienic, weird pose required for use.

5.Mystique Night Club

Humorous design, ingenious creativity. an artistic urinal that brings joy to everyday urinating.

Pros: Creative and Attractive

Cons: Limited room for process.

4.Escape

Stainless steel urinals and each one has a 42" plasma screen behind a porthole vision panel. These are activated when someone stands in front and a randomly selected video plays. If you're lucky, you get a hot chick showering you with compliments throughout your process, unlucky? you'll get the bloke.

Pros: Innovative, Making every process a fun one.
Cons: One would cost a bomb.

3.Nature Calls

Wouldn't it be great to have this in Singapore? I mean, it's our national flower isn't it? Skillfully crafted and every curve made with precision, you'll feel pretty bad flowering it with urine.

Pros: Delicate and fascinating

Cons: Requires good marksmanship

2. The Taj Mahal

Quality of urinals aside, this toilet is in one of the eight wonders of the world, the Taj Mahal. It scored its excellence in its majestic layout, how grand it is.

Pros: Brilliant sense of eminence

Cons: Average urinals

And the moment we'd been waiting for, the urinal that scores in its every aspect. behold, the number one urinal worldwide.

1.Rothesay - Scotland

It provides breakneck efficiency, having numerous amount of urinals. a wide space gives you the maximum room needed for you relief. Privacy is heavily protected, by the side shields of it. it retains the stylish marble, glass and porcelain fixtures of a bygone Victorian era. Such flawless design and architectural positioning holds no controversy, that it is, the number one urinal in the world.

Pros: Ravishes with class and elegance
Cons: A waste of good materials.

A bigger view of its perfection.
Look further away, and you can see bathing stations for dwarves and lapricons.

And that's all we have for today, and I hope you enjoyed Jig's top ten. As my cell is currently down, it would be best you contact me via my house number, 68998859.

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